I had been granted access to the luxcurious crusie ship known simply as The Titanic. Unfortunately, the trip would end in tradgedy. The ship crashed into an iceburg located in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. As we began to sink, the Jamaican bellhop monkeys yelled a message over the intercom. "Dance if you want to live" they screamed. No one knew what to do, until Adolf Hitler stood up and started doing a strange dance known as the Macerena. As he began dancing, the ship's desent into the icy waters was slowed. Slowly, but surely, everyone joined in the dance. It was an amazing sight, people from all walks of life joining together to perform dances like the Cotton-Eye Joe and the Chicken Dance. Queen Elizabeth II, would was going as a Nazi for Halloween, even played the bagpipes and the accordian for us to dance to. Sadly, as we got tired, we all ceased dancing and the ship sank. Fortunately, we were all saved, thanks to a flying pancake which carried as to safety. As I lay in the bed on the flying flapjack, only five words came to mind. What were these five words, you may ask? I'll tell you:


WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!